Lenin's body needs a new home. China can help Russia!
Submitted by Ivan on Mon, 2006-05-29 08:22. :: Things Chinese
Recently I was telling someone that although I've strolled through Red Square in Moscow many times, I've never seen Lenin's body. I had better things to do, like ordering a hot dog from the vendour in front of Lenin's tomb.
The lines in front of the hot-dog stand near Lenin's tomb, are longer than the lines waiting to see Lenin's body. Actually, there aren't any lines waiting to see Lenin's body in Moscow. Not anymore.
And so I've wondered about this. Many times. Especially when I consider that the CCP justifies its dictatorship on the grounds of being the representatives of "Marxist-Leninism" (the CORRECT path of Marxist-Leninism.)
So I wonder, how, HOW can the CCP keep quiet and do nothing, when Lenin's body is just, just IGNORED by almost all visitors to Moscow?
The Russians don't care about Lenin. Most Russians under age 25 or so, have almost no idea who he was. How can this be? Lenin was the CORRECT leader of the CORRECT path of Marxist-Leninist-Thought. And Mao is the heir of Lenin. The CCP says this.
So, all you CCP Whores, I have a suggestion for you: Why don't you just ASK the Russian government to GIVE you Lenin's body? I'm sure they will, if you just ask. They'll probably even pay the expenses for his transport to Beijing.
In this way, the CCP can strengthen its "friendship" with Russia, by saving the Russian government all the money it's been spending on preserving Lenin's body. (The only reason why the Russian government maintains Lenin's body at all, is because it doesn't want to upset the 5 percent or so of Russians - mostly a handful of senile people in the rump "Russian Communist Party" who still care about Lenin.) But neither the Kremlin nor 95 percent of the Russian people want Lenin's body. Or his legacy. At all.
Actually, most Russians would be very happy to get rid of Lenin's body. Lenin is an embarassment for Russia.
But in CHINA, Lenin is still, well, one of the justifications for the CCP dictatorship! So, Lenin's body really belongs in China.
In Mao's Mausoleum. Lenin's body should be placed right next to Mao's. Actually, it should be placed on top of Mao's.
So, CCP Whores: What do you think? Just ask, just ASK Russia for Lenin's body, and I'm sure they'll give it to you.
Hmm. I see the CCP whores are AVOIDING this thread.
COME ON! Come on, you CCP whores! Lenin is the FOUNDATION of China's CCP dictatorship!
Without Lenin, there would be NO CCP!
So, COME ON! Come, all you CCP Whores! Come! Come and tell us how, and why, you love Lenin so much!
And then tell us that you will ask the Russian government to send Lenin's body to Beijing! Because, after all, the CCP bases its legitimacy on LENIN!
Ivan wrote:
Hmm. I see the CCP whores are AVOIDING this thread.
COME ON! Come on, you CCP whores! Lenin is the FOUNDATION of China's CCP dictatorship!
Without Lenin, there would be NO CCP!
So, COME ON! Come, all you CCP Whores! Come! Come and tell us how, and why, you love Lenin so much!
And then tell us that you will ask the Russian government to send Lenin's body to Beijing! Because, after all, the CCP bases its legitimacy on LENIN!
Hot shit Ivan! You are a fuckin' riot!! In a comical way of course!
I believe in rubbing the Communists' noses in their own shit, again and again and again, until they begin to face the truth of their own history.
At the rate they're going, it should take another 100 years or so.
Ivan wrote:
Hmm. I see the CCP whores are AVOIDING this thread.
COME ON! Come on, you CCP whores! Lenin is the FOUNDATION of China's CCP dictatorship!
Without Lenin, there would be NO CCP!
So, COME ON! Come, all you CCP Whores! Come! Come and tell us how, and why, you love Lenin so much!
And then tell us that you will ask the Russian government to send Lenin's body to Beijing! Because, after all, the CCP bases its legitimacy on LENIN!
How would you say this in person?! Hand on the chin, sage-like, cool and relaxed..... "hmm... come on, come on, bring it!!" :lol:
Are you really such a hard ass in person?! :roll:
Dude, I'm not going to get in a pissing contest with you - especially not in a thread which is designed for well-deserved mockery of the CCP.
But, since you asked, I've literally had guns aimed at me for saying the wrong thing to certain political authorities.
ETA: Notice what Yao has done here: Change the subject from the flaming hypocricies and dishonesty of the Communist Party, to a question about me and my personality.
Typical, typical Communist Whore tactic. Always change the subject whenever anything embarassing to the CCP comes up. Dude, why are you more interested in MY faults (real or not) than in those of Communist Party? HMMMM?
Why should a thread about the Communist Party, turn into a thread about ME? HMMMM?
Communist whore.
Ivan wrote:
Dude, I'm not going to get in a pissing contest with you - especially not in a thread which is designed for well-deserved mockery of the CCP.
But, since you asked, I've literally had guns aimed at me for saying the wrong thing to certain political authorities.
ETA: Notice what Yao has done here: Change the subject from the flaming hypocricies and dishonesty of the Communist Party, to a question about me and my personality.
Typical, typical Communist Whore tactic. Always change the subject whenever anything embarassing to the CCP comes up. Dude, why are you more interested in MY faults (real or not) than in those of Communist Party? HMMMM?
Why should a thread about the Communist Party, turn into a thread about ME? HMMMM?
Communist whore.
Chill out and don't be an asshole I just what you wrote was fucking funny -no wonder you've had guns pointed at your ass!
Heheheheh Ivan you should be an improv comedian.
CY I feel your... amusement.
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